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Joke of the Day

"If God is a woman then how do you explain: 1) Spiders 2) Shoes you can't afford 3) Periods 4) Men"

"Cells multiply by dividing."

"How can you tell if a shark has dandruff? He left his head and shoulders on the beach."

"A comedian, a rapist, and the President of the United States are in an elevator .. and then Barack says to the other guy ""Always liked you most in The Cosby Show""."

"So did you have a nice,relaxing holiday asked the all people without three kids"

"Where do you get a dog license? At the DMV (Department of Mutt Verification)"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my lap."

"What does a cue ball and a mexican have in common? The harder you hit them, the more english you get out out of them."

"Why are the Greeks so in debt? They demand credit for everything"

"The steak that I put in the Easy Bake Oven as a child is still not done"