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Joke of the Day
"I'm not religious until you need help moving on a Sunday."
Next Joke
"What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear. I know it's bad, but everyone deserves a good arsenal of dad jokes."
"I have nothing against gynecologists... I just don't like them in genital."
"A Couple of underscores is to a couple of underscores? Ok. RT @McDonalds: #ShamrockShake is to spring as _____ is to _______."
"a toast to wives...girlfriends and lovers... may they never meet..."
"Why should optometrists never tell jokes? Because they're too cornea."
"What sort of drug does a duck use? Quack cocaine"
"However lonely you feel, you're never alone. There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house. Goodnight."
"I fed the pigs at my farm their food, I guess I could say they went ham"
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 jumpers they went 79 stories in 10 seconds."