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Joke of the Day
"Why was 9 afraid of 10? Because 10 11 12."
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"Me: Describe your love for me in one word. Him: My what?"
"Last night I poured a hot bath, lit candles and turned on the radio. Then I threw them into the bath because I'm a guy and was curious."
"Did You Hear About the Man who was Arrested for Possessing NaCl and an Electrical Source? He was arrested for a salt and battery!"
"What do you call gasoline that comes in first place? Win Diesel"
"I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes' with a big smile. The look on her face quickly changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."
"What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia? A numbskull"
"Test Post Pls Ignore! April fools."