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Joke of the Day
"Test Post Pls Ignore! April fools."
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"How awesome would it be to come home & find Bruce Springsteen sitting on your toilet?"
"Found a bag of weed in my son's bedroom, absolutely horrified! The thing was practically all stems and seeds."
"There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Two cows are standing in a field One cow says ""moooooo"" the other cow says ""fuck! I was just about to say that"""
"I thought I would enjoy a baby shower... ...but who wants to be covered in red spaghetti? Plus the little holes in the showerhead seem to clog a lot."
"how many apples does it take to make a pie? 3.14159265358979323846....."
"The suspect was found dead with his genitals inside a jar of peanut butter... Dare I say he was... Fucking nuts."
"Guy at the gym tried selling me fake steroids... Bro, do you even grift?"
"What is the best thing about 25 year olds? They generally have a college degree and are hard workers."