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Joke of the Day

"This guy called me ""mindless"". I didn't think much of it."

"MRW when I heard about the Super Fine Bros. thing that's going on. [deleted for trademark infringement]"

"Death toll in Orlando club shooting hits 50 Most of the survivors found were in the closet."

"Why do black people hate country music? When they hear the word ""hoedown"" they think their sister got shot."

"I walked into the gym and see a bunch of ladies working out I ask the guy who is running the gym, ""Sir, what machine should I use to impress the ladies?"" He smiles says ""Try the ATM in the lobby""."

"A Jewish man walks into a cafe in Canada and asks the waiter if they have any Canadian Jews ""I'm sorry,"" the waiter replied. ""We only have orange!"""

"What has two O's and fires? A double-vowel shotgun."

"Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is you are stupid and make bad descisions..."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"I asked Dumbledore what 3 + 5 was. It didn't know the answer because it was a dumb old door."