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"There are 10 kinds of people... * The ones who know binary * The ones who doesn't know binary * and the ones who taught that this joke was in binary..."

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"How do Muslims do foreplay? They tickle the goat on the chin."
"Rock stars & earrings Rock stars are known for having multiple earrings or crazy piercings, but no one has topped Kurt Cobain, who went so far as to put a 12 gauge in his mouth."
"Q: Did you hear about the bulimic bachelor party? A: The cake came out of the girl."
"When someone says ""I need this done yesterday"" it's like I'm not going to be bossed around by someone who doesn't understand how time works"
"TIL: 64% of Statistics Are Made Up"
"My girlfriend doesn't like me having access to a European single market of 500 million So we had a vote and she's making me uninstall Tinder"
"Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes? A prism."
"People ask me how I got a BMI of 21.2. I tell them, ""I just did the meth""."
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