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Joke of the Day
"Why did the woman get stoned off her ass? Sharia Law."
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"[Job Interview] ""It says here under skills, that you can eat rice?"" *Eats rice with chop sticks* ""Holy shit! When can you start?!"""
"What is the difference between a panda, four lesbians and a firetruck?"
"What do you call butt sex in public? PDAnal"
"""My fellow Americans, I have authorized action to degrade and destroy Adobe's ability to push updates to devices."" [Cheering in streets]"
"What's the difference between a hoedown and a hootenanny? One's when your prostitute falls on the floor, and the other is when your babbysitter is making owl sounds."
"A foreign kid asked me how to speak English the other day, so I teached him some."
"Life is like a penis... Life is like a penis, simple, chilled and free. It's women who make it hard... And kids who make it harder."
"Secondary School Pick up Lines Are you the Detention room because i'm going to spend the next two and a half hours inside you"
"[Riot] ""WHAT DO WE WANT"" *far in the back* PIZZA ROLLS ""No Jim we want freedom"" ""WHAT DO WE WANT"" PIZZA ROLLS ""JIM"" But I'm hungry :("