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Joke of the Day
"People ask me how I got a BMI of 21.2. I tell them, ""I just did the meth""."
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"A suicide bomber in a pet shop A suicide bomber enters a pet shop and announces... ""everybody has only one minute to get out of here..."" Tortoise: Fuck :-/"
"""Let's see what you're made of!"" he says on approach, knife in hand. ""Good."" I mutter. ""Another adversary who paid no attention in Biology."""
"What subject did Dracula major in during college? AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere."
"What has been inside a live bitch and dead pig? Apparently Cameroon's dick."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ? Bargain up the wrong tree !"
"Do you know about the Chinese author who wrote a million page book? It was Wei Tu Long."
"I visited a small village where they had a cat for a king and a dog for a queen... ...they were reigning cats and dogs."
"My uncle was found dead in his office last night by cleaning staff. I'm glad because he wore Crocs to my wedding in 2006."
"I put the 'extra vag' in extravaganza"