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Joke of the Day
"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"
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"I was wondering why my doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation... Then I saw a dragon and I fucking shit myself."
"What does Salvador Dahli eat for breakfast? Surreal."
"What have women and condoms got in common? If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet."
"Scientists have discovered the number one food that kills a woman's sex drive Wedding cake"
"A friend said he wasn't racist He said he wasnt racist because racism is a crime, and those are for niggers."
"I asked a blonde, ""How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?"" She answered, ""Two. But they can't fit inside a light bulb to screw in it, silly."""
"So what if I can t spell Armageddan It s not the end of the world."
"Honey I Shrunk the Kids IV: They shrink everyone on earth on purpose The planet will never run out of resources Everyone is eaten by ants"
"Let's hope God grades on a curve or I'm so screwed."