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Joke of the Day

"How many Nazis does it take to screw in 6 million lightbulbs? One. The rest were just following orders."

"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

"I hate when I can't understand what I'm eavesdropping on."

"I think i just wrote a joke out of my pathetic love life while fixing supper and here it goes. What does a bachelor eat the most? Balonely sandwiches."

"What would be a good dating site for rednecks ? MyHeritage.com"

"What is the difference between a sandwich and a baby? I don't have sex with the sandwich before I eat it !"

"If you truly want my undivided attention start to tell me something then say never mind"

"This watch means a lot to me, I got it from my Jewish Grandfather He sold it to me on his deathbed."

"How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews"

"Early to Bed and Early to Rise proves that . The Person has no Internet Connection...;-p"