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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes i flirt and i feel really akward. Idk if the people around me are gonna hate more for it. I have this rly weird feeling in my stomach and sometimes idk why. Oh wait not flirt. I ment fart"

"Did you hear that the DMV is going make all stop signs bilingual for Spanish Speakers in 2014? It's not going to be too expensive, though, all they have to do is add the ""e"" to the front."

"What's Nigel Thornberry's favorite band? The Smashing Pumpkins."

"You've got to hand it to little babies because their stupid little arms can't reach anything"

"Hey bro do you remember your first blowjob? How did it taste?"

"What do politicians do for fun? Rave at the party."

"Do you know how to make a Venetian Blind? Poke them in the eye"

"I heard about this new sex position that I really want to try. It's called: With another person."

"Why did the gay necropheliac stop by the morgue on his way home? He wanted to suck down a few cold ones after work."

"Einstein wrote a theory about Space... It was about time too!"