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Joke of the Day
"I have sexdaily... I mean dyslexia fcuk!!! >_<"
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"What's Brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre."
"*Britney Spears releases a new fragrance* *the other dinner guests look embarrassed and pretend not to notice.*"
"Death row last meal? Starfish. Eat a leg, it grows back. Sit back and enjoy a long life eating starfish legs in an electric chair."
"Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists."
"Why can't Mexicans play Uno? They always steal the green cards."
"Excuse me, you with the heels that make your calves perfect, designer dress that accentuates your curves.... You have lettuce in your teeth"
"People always ask me why I quit my job as a can crusher... Well it was just soda-pressing!"
"Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!"
"Literally no one wants to be on the phone with you less than the lady who answers the phone at a Chinese restaurant."