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Joke of the Day
"I have sexdaily... I mean dyslexia fcuk!!! >_<"
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"Do you ever start writing a status and half way through you're just like... nah"
"Commercials for toilet paper make it seem like I'll be cuddling with the shit instead of wiping with it."
"A recent study shows most Americans like to have sex on days that begin with T Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow"
"A woman recently tried to flirt with me using a electric mixer. She said she was going to whisk me away."
"I always put in a full eight hours at work. Spread out over the course of the week."
"People think I'm kissing an imaginary girl when I play air tuba."
"So a termite walks into a bar. He then proceeds to ask, ""where's the bar tender""?"
"""Age is just a number"" ...so is your credit score, your weight, the balance in your bank account"
"How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn? China probably can pop corn in one minute."