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Joke of the Day
"How come no one in a zombie movie has ever seen a zombie movie"
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"Fool me once, fine by me. Fool me twice, jokes on you. I still don't give a fuck."
"My Daddy taught me to lick it before I stick it- I say to the judges as I hang a spit covered spoon from my nose."
"[OC] Hey, Reddit. Wanna hear a joke about a defective condom? Actually, never mind. You pricks would probably just poke holes in it."
"Why did the male feminist take a cold shower? His other attempts to get his dick wet didn't work."
"What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?"
"Why does skrillex suck at fishing? He always drop the bass. sorry"
"What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital? A midwife crisis."
"Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first? A: Who cares!"
"Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll ""Let it go! Let it go!"" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew."