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Joke of the Day

"Fool me once, fine by me. Fool me twice, jokes on you. I still don't give a fuck."

"4 in 3 people have syphilis. Look to your left. Look to your right. One of you has syphilis twice."

"What's the best part of eating a burrito? Every time you fart, you lose weight."

"Did you know Wiener dogs are the the breed that bites the most people? Well, you would be pissed off too if your arms and legs were a foot long!"

"what did the cloud say to the atmosphere? what the hail was that?!"

"Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people? Nevermind, they don't work."

"""Mom I wanna go bungee jumping."" ""NO!"" ""But all my friends are going"" ""Oh! So if your friends jump off a cliff, will you too?"" ""Er...yes"""

"Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful."

"What is a mountain climber's favorite drink? Anything on the rocks."

"What is the difference between a thief and a pervert? A thief snatches watches."