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Joke of the Day

"Why do drug dealers love Muslims? Because they are always stoned."

"""But Lot's wife looked back as she was following behind him, and she turned into a pillar of salt, and Lot was like 'wtf' "" Genesis 19:26"

"Self Detonation is a real blast.. Or so I've heard.. C4 yourself."

"The fast food restaurant for babies. ""Welcome to Gerber King, may I take your order?"""

"How did Freddie Mercury do in school? He got straight ""gays"""

"A double amputee was brought in for questioning after a shooting at a local convenience store. Police released the man soon after they discovered he was unarmed."

"What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you."

"What do you call a prostitute with her hands up her own skirt? Self Employed"

"What does it's job ONLY after it has been fired? A bullet"

"Quit college. Become an oven. Get up to like 500 degrees."