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Joke of the Day

"Why do drug dealers love Muslims? Because they are always stoned."

"A man breaks into a pharmacy and kills the pharmacists... He then steals as much medicine as he can carry and runs off. Police say it was the first known case of a modern day pillage."

"If you ever need some really poor grammar I'm you're guy"

"Hunters should always know what's behind their target Behind mine is a Sam's Club and a Starbucks"

"An Airport goes to the Dr... And the Dr says, ""i have bad news. You have cancer."" The airport replies, ""oh no, what kind?"" ""Terminal."""

"Pool Went for a swim in one of those infinity pools earlier...couldn't finish a length :-("

"Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ? They were trying to keep their german market."

"What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party? Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !"

"What is a pirate's favorite element in the periodic table? Gold. Why the fuck would a pirate need Argon?"

"Two chemists walk into a bar the first one says ""can I have a glass of H2O"" and the second chemist says ""Can I have a glass of H20 too"". and then he dies."