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Joke of the Day
"You really have to hand it to the members of the African American community."
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"What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black? Rap Music"
"UK: we call them films, after the traditional recording process using photographic film USA: WE CALL THEM MOVIES BECAUSE THEM PHOTOS MOVE"
"""Welcome... To Jurassic Park."" ""But some of these dinosaurs are from the Cretaceous Period--"" ""WE ALREADY MADE THE SIGNS"""
"Restraining order Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate? He kept trying to plunder her booty."
"Det. Chick Pea at your service. What do you call it when a chickpea smashes another chickpea to death. Hummuscide Thank you, I'll let myself out..."
"What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell"
"Ultracrepidarianism is the habit of giving opinions & advice on matters outside one's knowledge or competence. Or, as I call it, tweeting."
"Being a bigger account doesn't make you a better person. We're all terrible people. We're on twitter. I threw a baby at a fox this morning."
"Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy After a while one elephant says to the other: ""I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"""