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"What is a difference between Jesus and a Picture of Jesus? It takes one nail to hang a picture."
"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial A young woman did not fart in her husband's lap. -- Some Sumerian, 1900 BC"
"Since lesbians eat so much pussy Should they be considered sexually snacktive?"
"Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican? Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!"
"What do you call a man with no body and a nose ? Nobody knows!"
"How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !"
"""Would the owner of a blue PT Cruiser with license plate 'CRUZIN' please park your car 300 miles from here and kill yourself? Thank you."""
"How to tell if an orange likes to party Just Invitamin-C."
"[2 years after going missing at zoo] wife: [points at TV] ""omg thats him"" me: [on the news inside kangaroos pouch] ""why is noone helping me"""