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Joke of the Day

"If anything I post offends you, please, please bring it to my attention so I can delete you off my friends list."

"I bet cats are sad that they don't have a middle finger."

"ME WATCHING OLYMPIC EVENT: ""Holy shit that was amazing!"" COMMENTATOR: ""Ooh, that was not good at all. He must really be upset with himself."""

"What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road? 'Let's be avenue.'"

"How do you get a Jewish girls number? Check her wrists."

"Why do male midgets laugh so hard when they play football ? It's because the grass tickles their balls."

"Bush did NOT do 9/11 EDIT: Last edited by President George Bush, 2002"

"Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it was mugged."

"What type of underwear does a fetus wear? Fruit of the womb."

"Whats rectangular, white and blue?.... A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!"