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Joke of the Day

"Hi I'm Charlie Brown, the depressed 10-year-old who can't kick a football. I'd like to talk to you for a second about insurance"

"The worst part about being single is always doing what I want. Anytime. Anywhere. With whomever. That sucks."

"How many Hillary Clinton's does it take to screw in a light bulb?. How many Hillary Clinton's does it take to screw in a light bulb? I belive GE is a corner stone of the American economy."

"My ""Metapod"" has been having some problems When I used Harden . . . It failed. So I tried to find something to help it. After asking my doctor, he said the best option would be to use a PP Up."

"My wife, girlfriend, and slampiece walk into a bar I'm pretty glad I'm not there right now."

"mean while, while you were ""Gaming "", i tasted 100 different wines in a cave behind a waterfall and cried into a shaman's arms"

"Who's the coolest guy at the hospital? The ultra sound guy. Who's the coolest guy when he's not around? The hip replacement guy."

"What is the difference between a lesbian and a wheat thin? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker."

"Spent the entire day milking a single almond."

"So Hilary, what are your plans for economic development and beating ISIS if you ever win the election? ""I have a boyfriend"""