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Joke of the Day

"There's a little girl's voice that sings lullabies in my guest room closet but don't mind her; she died years ago. Here's your blanket."

"At last, I finally got around to watching the new episode of ""Doctor Who"" ... ... it was about time."

"Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere."

"How do you know you're at a gay picnic? All the hotdogs taste like shit. Ba-dum-tsss."

"""NSFW"" Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can cum on its face afterwards."

"I can't come tonight, couldn't get a babysitter.. It is really difficult to get a babysitter when you don't have any children."

"Don't smoke kids... Because smoking kids is illegal."

"Whats the best thing about having sex with a pregnant woman? You get pussy and head at the same time."

"Marriage, Or as I like to call it; The wonder years Wonder why she is mad this time Wonder why my stuff is on the lawn"

"I named my hard drive That Thang, so once a month my computer asks me if I want to Back That Thang Up."