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Joke of the Day

"Thank god 4 the guy at the bar yelling ""YOU GOTTA CATCH THAT!!!"" when a receiver drops the ball. Had no idea he was supposed to catch it."

"Very few people actually have celiacs. They're usually pretty stern."

"What do you call a sick russian? A sicka blyat"

"How did Thor's brother get his powers? Just Loki I guess"

"Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!"

"Gary: Standing in line at the movies, little white girl has a brown colored doll. Talk about progress in America brehs. Fred: But she owns that doll tho."

"The worst part about being narcoleptic is that you constantly get interru"

"Why are pigs such great football fans? They're always rooting."

"There was a baby boy born at the hospital without eyelids. So the doctors circumcised him and used his foreskin as eyelids. He's doing fine, he is just a little cockeyed"

"It's only a problem if others know about it.... *Sweeps problems under rug*"