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Joke of the Day

"What's the slogan for Orion's Pizza? OP delivers. Not a great joke, but my wife claims no one will get it. I am trying to prove her wrong."

"My wife and I decided to not have children. The kids are pretty upset."

"How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed? 'Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!"

"What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11? ""Nin, ten, *Doh*"" ....I'll leave now."

"The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar. It was tense."

"Whats all of this fuss about reposts? I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)"

"Knowledge is Power They always say knowledge is power, but I'm pretty sure I can beat up Stephen Hawking."

"How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring."

"since I worked on my problem with exaggerated arrogance, I'm a much better person. better than you all together!"

"Beer without alcohol is like a vibrator with no batteries... It fills you up nicely but lacks the buzz..."