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Joke of the Day
"What does a Jedi use to open files? Adobe-wan Kenobi"
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"What do Ted Cruz and Donald Trump's father have in common? They pulled out too late."
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"Christmas song for people with synesthesia: do you see what I heeeaarrr"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better."
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"Math proves girls are evil"
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