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Joke of the Day
"If you live in Russia... .. then you must've picked ""HARD MODE"" at birth."
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"I didn't feel like putting a lot of effort into a costume this year. I wore the bottom half of a donkey costume. I decided to half ass it this halloween"
"Oh look a Spider...... Oh look Listerine.... Oh look spider wiggling for life.... Minty fresh dead spider"
"What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."
"MEL GIBSON: HE'LL ONLY HIT YOU IF YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT. THAT'S THE MEL GIBSON PROMISE."
"What is it that's made backwards? Edam"
"Father in-law told me this gem: ""God made a woman..."" But didn't take one."
"I saw a dead baby gohst laying on the ground this morning. Turns out it was just a tissue."
"I'm agnostic. What happens when I die? Idk..."
"How is eating pussy and being in the Mafia similar? One slip of tongue and you're in deep shit!!"