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Joke of the Day

"All men are the same Said the Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd"

"What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics? Albums released through California penal records."

"What rhymes with orange? No it doesn't!"

"Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy? Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd beaspirin tablets!"

"Please make sure my tombstone reads: wish you were here."

"I once asked a girl out on a date to perform in my favorite hobby. She demanded there be no strings attached We had a shit day flying kites"

"Why be on time when I can make shitty excuses?"

"I Knew a One-Legged Girl I knew a one-legged girl who worked at a brewery She was in charge of the hops"

"What do you call a black person that cant sing? A rapper"

"Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!"