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Joke of the Day

"Reddit is really a green community, Considering all the recycled content that's on here."

"The best part about being an abortionist..? [NSFW] I haven't had to buy dog food in a long, long time."

"Wife: Did you want to go to Comic Con? Me: *Google searches 'Is Emilia Clarke going to be on the Game of Thrones panel at Comic Con'* ""No"""

"A car almost ran into me and I screamed ""WOAHHHHHH THERE BUCKAROO"" I could have died and those would have been my last words"

"This is rigged! Wife to Husband : Will you take me out for dinner in the evening? Your options are: A) Yes B) A C) B"

"Why am I subscribed to r/History I just realized there never anything new there"

"How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb? It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch."

"Two parrots were sitting on a perch... One turns to the other and says, ""Can you smell fish?"""

"Data plan Use your whole data plan every month. Remember that there are children in Africa with no data plan."

"What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not ""nacho cheese"")? Leave my provolone!"