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Joke of the Day

"How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb? It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch."

"Does the world really need another rhetorical question?"

"Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby? ... Stealing candy from a dead baby."

"Apple just released a brand new programming language, *Swift*. Job recruiters everywhere immediately started posting ads for Swift programmers with 5 years of experience."

"Sequencing. What's the key to a good joke?"

"Air travel is 60% device recharging and 40% other people's farts."

"Why do cowgirls have bow-legs? Because cowboys always eat with their hats on."

"What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot"

"Judge: Sir, need I remind you that you are under oath? Goldfish defendant: Yes."

"What is the difference between a feminist and a machist? The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first."