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Joke of the Day

"First hockey game at the leper colony There was a face off and a hand-pass"

"Why was the strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam!"

"Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work? IBM"

"A Dietitian X Nun's favourite song? Agave Maria"

"[raises hand in ethics class] So if I see a baby outside at night and nobody's around, is that, like, my problem?"

"What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease? That you get to meet new people everyday!"

"I hate killing bugs so instead I spend hours trying to get it in a cup so I can toss it outside after accidentally taking off 3 of its legs."

"Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine."

"What did the gay penis say to the vagina? eh, I don't really wanna go into it right now."

"Jesus Joke Who killed Jesus and then said ""Aaaar, Matey""? Pontius Pirate"