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Joke of the Day

"Threesome? No thanks If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I would have dinner with my parents."

"Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ? because he didn't know Mandarin"

"What's the difference between pedophiles and acne? Acne waits until you're 13."

"QUESTION: What is the difference between a ""Battery"" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side."

"I love playing catch with my dogs when I'm drunk, because I don't have dogs when I'm sober."

"A farmer spent over $12 million to see the effects of marijuana on cows... The steaks had never been higher."

"What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac? You don't have to bring the flowers."

"I asked my doctor how bad my breath is. ""You see that broccoli over there?"" he pointed. ""Yes..."" I replied. ""That was a cauliflower before you started talking."""

"What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can !"