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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it"
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"My girlfriend lost the key to her chastity belt. But she's too lazy to go looking for it. She can't be fucked."
"Q: What does a cat sleep on? A: A caterpillow."
"Did you hear the joke about the jump rope? Eh nevermind, I'll just skip it."
"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? Because they push two twins together to make a king."
"She like, literally died. ~White girls' headstones"
"Wi Fi doesn't work so well in the office. HR will need to talk to this lazy Vietnamese."
"So I work in a Steak House and all the people there are really lazy So I must say after working there: That it's rare to see a job well done"
"What do Donald Trump and JFK have in common? Nothing.. Yet."
"People in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones... They should use them to build proper houses."