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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the joke about the jump rope? Eh nevermind, I'll just skip it."

"Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer? He's already got a Thor Axe."

"Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off."

"My brother's joke I went to the zoo the other day and there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu!"

"What's worse than giving Willie Nelson a blow job? Finding out it's not Willie Nelson"

"What did the Suicide Bomber think about the premature bomb Explosion ? Wow this blew up."

"""Update the Force, young Skywalker"" Said Adobe Wan Kenobi."

"MOM: Any plans tonight? ME: Me and the guys heading out to find us some ladees *shoots finger guns HER: So Pokemon Go with Gary? M: Yessss"

"Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs? In Iraq."

"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Raw Raw Rawhahaha..."