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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the joke about the jump rope? Eh nevermind, I'll just skip it."

"[febreze commercial Take 1] We've blindfolded Steve and brought him into this room where we brutally murdered his family a week ago to demonstrate the strong odor fighting power of Febreze"

"What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."

"I want a ""refrigerataur."" Half horse, half refrigerator. I could ride it AND eat from it which is just plain sensible we are in a recession."

"What do you call two black guys walking down the street? Nothing. Are you racist or something?"

"Suzy Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set? She has no arms... Knock knock? Who's there? Not Suzy"

"Kanye West becomes the President And Kim Kardashian becomes the First Lady"

"I dunno Discovery Channel, if you think crabs are the deadliest thing you can catch, you've obviously never slept with my sister Ashley."

"Two doctors were discussing the game Proctologist:""Did you see the game last night?"" Neurologist: ""No, did we beat them?"" Proctologist: ""We didn't just beat em, we rectum!"

"Not to get technical But according to chemistry alcohol is technically a solution"