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Joke of the Day

"Wi Fi doesn't work so well in the office. HR will need to talk to this lazy Vietnamese."

"What does the murderer say after he kills someone with a nail gun? Nailed it."

"Did you hear about the guy who had ADD and schizophrenia? He heard voices, but could never pay attention long enough to them to do anything crazy."

"Question about a song: Who is Phyllis Navi Daad and why are wishing her a Merry Christmas?"

"This stupid farmers market doesn't have any locally grown pizza."

"My DNA results came back and apparently I'm .0002% aardvark. Which pretty much answers all the questions I've ever had. About anything."

"What's the difference between a large chested lobster and a dirty bus stop? One's a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."

"I'm super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy but I'm also wearing a cape."

"Alabama: where the men are men and the sheep are scared"

"Why do black people like fried chicken? Because its delicious."