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Joke of the Day
"Wi Fi doesn't work so well in the office. HR will need to talk to this lazy Vietnamese."
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"So if something's not ""unique"" then it's just ""ique,"" right?"
"Kanye West said being a rapper is like being a soldier or a cop but hey at least he didn't compare himself to Jesus. Oh wait."
"No recovering from getting your arm stuck in a Pringles can on a first date."
"Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything."
"do the people in Fiji know we pay 4 dollars for their tap water"
"A man on an airplane was having a heart attack The stewardess asked if anyone on board was a doctor. A man replies, ""I'm a vegan!"""
"What do you call a drunk elf? Legless"
"You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice."
"Irish Pooing Competition So I entered an Irish pooing competition the other day. I came Turd."