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Joke of the Day

"A girl walks into McDonald's and she sees a cute cashier. She goes up to order and asks for a Hot 'n Spicy McDickin."

"Why are fire trucks always red? You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Grandpa. Shit, stop the funeral!!!!!"

"What does it take to have a Beatles reunion? 2 more bullets"

"I'm not saying farts smell good or anything, but I have found a few to be ""delightfully disgusting ""."

"What's a zombie's morning routine? Shit, shower, grave."

"My friends keep telling me to stop making jokes about Linkin Park But I just ignore them because in the end, it doesn't even matter"

"Yo mama so ugly... ...when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says ""STAY OVER THERE!"""

"A brand new cemetery for the greats now will let anyone be buried there Lots of people are dying to get in!"

"Life is about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."