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Joke of the Day
"is Quentin Tarantino directing 2016?"
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"I was sitting on the toilet, constipated... The undropped turd asked me, ""Man, what did you eat?!"" ""A pound of cheese,"" I said. The turd said, ""You're shittin' me."" I said, ""I shit you not."""
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees"
"So I was at the Library today .. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied ""Man its 2016 you can use any printer!"""
"What do you call a man with erectile dysfunction? Doesn't matter, he won't come"
"Have you heard about Bruce Willis' new movie in which he has to infiltrate a Nunnery? ""Bad Habits Die Hard."""
"Things have not been great with my girlfriend who's an astronaut She said she needs some space."
"if you don't like my new 'southern belle' style of talking i got half a mind to give you the vapors"
"You're not old until a teenager describes you as middle-aged."
"Me: Saw your bf today ""Where?"" M: What's the name of that gym next door to the gay bar? ""Golds?"" M: Yeah, in the gay bar next to Golds"