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Joke of the Day
"Who's the dankest pokemon? Vaporeon"
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"CAT VAMPIRE: let me in! ME: ok CAT VAMPIRE: you fool! now I will suck your bl- ME: *closes door* CAT VAMPIRE: ... CAT VAMPIRE: let me out"
"I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust."
"A repost walks into a bar"
"And Grandmother, what a big thighs you have! *Wolf just starts crying*"
"A vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a mug of hot water. The bartender looks confused and asks 'Don't you drink blood?' The vampire holds up a used tampon and says. 'I'm making tea.'"
"When I was a kid... ... I asked my mum what a couple was and she said, 'Oh, two or three'. And she wonders why her marriage didn't work out."
"My doctor said I have high cholesterol Because my dick is too fat"
"My friend's 6-year-old was being obnoxious. The mature thing to do was to tell him to settle down. I challenged him to a rap battle."
"People who say they ""Like to have fun""... No shit?"