201733
Joke of the Day
"I was trying to get a top comment on Reddit... But I Blueit"
Next Joke
"I got a sweater for Christmas. Wish I'd gotten a screamer or a squirter."
"A man walks into a sperm bank, The lady at the desk says, ""Get a load of this guy."""
"I've got a friend who's a psychopath and he's got a brilliant sense of humour. He kills me!"
"What do you get if you cross Michael J Fox with a dildo? A vibrator."
"What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on ahead, I gotta give these two a lift."""
"Why does Jay Z love Christmas? Because he's the best wrapper alive."
"""Computers will never replace humans."" - Cannibal wisdom."
"SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE John: I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. Did you? Bob: I'm not sure. What was your wife's maiden name?"
"Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road? Because he wanted to see his flat mate."