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Joke of the Day

"What's the most confusing day in Harlem?? Father's Day."

"I've gone from agony to ecstasy in this last week. Hopefully, by the end of this month... ...I'll be done reading this dictionary."

"How to trigger a Canadian My favorite color is gray."

"I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn't reach very far."

"I heard diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your jeans. (Ba dum tss)"

"Tweets that proclaim ""your a idiot"" never fail to delight me."

"""I invented the cubicle."" - Someone hopefully in Hell"

"(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating."

"What does a kite and a stoner have in common? They're both high."

"Do you guys like presents? Here I am!"