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Joke of the Day

"I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn't reach very far."

"My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I."

"How did Moses make his coffee? Hebrewed it."

"How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten Tickles"

"How is Twitter like Game of Thrones? There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible."

"Senator Clinton what is your favorite flavor of pie Well the Republicans........... Edit: Secretary"

"""Beer: Helping White Guys Dance Since 1842"" Posters Helping White Guys Seem Funny Since 1998"

"Some elements walk into a bar... Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfer, sodium, and phosphorus all walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""OH SNaP!"""

"A man walks into a bar He shits in it ...Sorry"

"Cow jokes.. What do you call a cow with no legs? -- ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? -- lean beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? -- your mom"