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Joke of the Day
"I probably shouldn't have done ecstasy before work but oh my god the HR lady feels sooooo nice"
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"I'm Not A People Person, Or A Morning Person, Or An Evening Person, Or A Going-Out Person, Or A Staying-In.. I'm Not Even Sure I'm A Person."
"What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva? One is a hunt on a course."
"Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario &how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal, but had no milk. I used ice cream."
"Halfway through V for Vendetta... ...still waiting for Natalie Portman to evolve into Vaporeon."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello from the other side."
"When I get home to find my wife naked in the tub, seductively asking me to ""warm her up"", I dont waste a second.. to throw in a hairdryer"
"What's red and bad for your teeth... a brick"
"Being calm is not something I rate."
"Double negatives: A big No No"