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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an Anorexic girl and an escalator? The anorexic would not eat Chinese."

"Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team? Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US."

"At first I was angry... ...when all my friends began collecting stamps after I started. But then I remembered: imitation is the sincerest form of philately."

"""I can't wait for the erection!"" - frustrated wives/Asians who love politics."

"I found out why amphibious cars never caught on. They were always getting toad."

"Why did the cowboy want to buy a wiener dog So he could 'get a long little doggy' Credit- my 12 year old daughter!"

"ME: how do u get girls SCUMBAG GUY: gotta brag about the size of ur, ya know...organ [later at the bar] ME: hey baby i got a real big colon"

"There's a lady at work named Lillian Llewellyn who carries a briefcase and I like to imagine it falling open and spilling a bunch of L's"

"What do you call a fake pasta? An impasta."

"Your momma is so fat That when she dies, the moon will finally be able to break orbit"