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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an incompetent marksman and a constipated owl? One shoots but cannot hit and the other hoots but cannot shit."

"My wife is paralysed from the waist down Insensitive cunt."

"All I got for my last birthday was a pack of sticky playing cards. I found it really hard to deal with."

"""Yo bro this horse is actin a little weird"" ""Dude thats my dog get off"" ""why is ur horse so small"" ""Its a DOG"" Why u pronouncing horse weird"

"Why did Bill Gates get sick? Because he left the Windows open."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"

"What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? Q: What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? A: I'm not gay. Its just the guys that come inside me."

"I'm part indian My ancestors are from the slapahoe tribe."

"How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath."

"i have a lot of clothes but i only wear like 5% and it looks like I have none and i refuse to wear the other 95% because i look ugly in them"