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Joke of the Day
"Every Olympic event should include one average person competing for reference."
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"I'm not one to brag about my financial skills, but my credit card company calls me almost every day to tell me my balance is outstanding. ~ Rob DenBleyker (Cyanide & Happiness)"
"Familiarity with a stranger might mean they're an old soul you knew in a former life. But it's more likely a sociopath. ~Inspirational"
"What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime? Small medium at large."
"What is a ten letter word that starts with gas. Automobile Edit: not really a joke but didnt know where to put it."
"What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut? Command Alt Right."
"I don't need pepper spray to stop a mugger, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes"
"Want to hear a joke? Windows vista"
"Turtleneck pro: if you wear one while you're eating you can't get crumbs in your bra. Turtleneck con: see above."
"How do Alaska CB radio operators say ""10-4""? ""5-5-2-2."""