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Joke of the Day
"Every Olympic event should include one average person competing for reference."
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"Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee."
"I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory.. ..after all the extra hours I put in."
"The only times I go for a jog is when there's a cute guy in front of me or a creepy guy behind me."
"What do you get when you combine 99 lesbians and a politician? 100 people that don't do dick"
"Is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, I might vote for it."
"Children in the backseat cause accidents. But accidents in the backseat cause children."
"If I could choose, I'd like to die like my grandfather, peacefully and in his sleep. Unlike his passengers."
"She told me to go deeper.... But I was all out of poems."
"""Eat her already!"" - Animal watching people kissing"