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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory.. ..after all the extra hours I put in."

"Where do you store your wine? In the cabernet"

"Dear white people: you stop Adam Sandler from making movies and we'll stop Eddie Murphy."

"Do you know what the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean is? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"What do you call a Chinese pilot? A pilot you racist!"

"I warned everyone that I take charades seriously and now three people are crying"

"You wanna know what sucks about being single? Nothing. You gotta use your hands now."

"Her: I love you. Me: I love YouTube."

"The Seven Dwarfs The seven dwarfs were all in a hot tub. They were all feeling happy, then Happy got out."

"I wish Laffy Taffy made a more modestly wrapped version for funerals and other occasions where laffing isn't appropriate."