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Joke of the Day
"How is Batman different from a black man? Batman can go in a store without Robin."
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"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."
"Asian Drivers Are So Bad... that I wouldn't be surprised if Pearl Harbor was an accident"
"What do Nazi pilots eat for breakfast? Luftwaffles"
"How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?"
"*Comments on Facebook picture* ""That headband your baby is wearing really accentuates her baldness."""
"What do planets read? Comet books."
"NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE Waiter: ahem *points to sign* Me: oh that's fine, I'm not ordering anything"
"How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY"
"A joke the owner of the pizzeria I work at told me while listening to Beethoven. Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? Because it wouldn't stop saying ""Bach, Bach, Bach."""