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Joke of the Day
"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."
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"Racist jokes my dad told me Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza A pizza can feed a family"
"""If you text me, I'll call you back just cuz it's more efficient."" - a monster"
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"Watching Dora with the kids this morning. I wish her parents would just get her an iPhone."
"I didn't want to make a scene but not fluffing my wife's pillows should get the point across that I don't appreciate the way she spoke to me"
"Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes that was one of his most striking achievements."
"what did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look i'm changing"
"We should stop making racist jokes... ...enough of dark humour."