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Joke of the Day
"What do Nazi pilots eat for breakfast? Luftwaffles"
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"Day three of MAN COLD. I feel death lurking. Its waiting for me to give up. Stay strong! Think of the cat. He'll eat you if you die."
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"[Blind date] Girl: I've always had a bit of a thing for bad boys Dog: [starts putting on his coat] I don't think this is gonna work out"
"What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table."
"Q: What does a cat sleep on? A: A caterpillow."