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Joke of the Day

"Why I will never go bungee jumping... I was brought into this world through a broken rubber and I'm not about to be taken out by one."

"I would rather crush the shit out of the back of my shoes than bend over and put them on properly."

"Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica? Because they're jahbless!"

"Two guys are talking in a bar. ""My wife just left me for my best friend."" ""Oh my! That's so bad! Since when was that dude your best friend?"" ""Since he left with my wife."""

"Have you heard of the hypochondriac who had issues with his bowels? He was always full of shit"

"What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards? An episode of The Biggest Loser"

"What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him? Get off me, homes."

"Every time I tie my shoe I feel like I'm giving a faraway sniper the go signal."

"Sisters are like fat thighs They stick together."

"Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Do you all want a beer?"" The first logician says, ""I don't know."" The second logician says, ""I don't know."" The third logician says, ""Yes."""