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Joke of the Day

"Democracy in North Korea is like the dislike button on facebook. Everybody wants it but they shall never get it."

"If I could go back in time & change any event that would alter the course of history: I probably wouldn't have super sized that fry order."

"The worst political jokes..... Are the ones that find themselves getting elected."

"What do you call it when strippers hold a fundraiser for the tattooing arts? Tits for Tats"

"None of my boyfriends even know they're dating me."

"""Is anyone here named Jeff?"" Jeff: Yes Geoff: Yeos"

"Why do they call it a chicken coupe? If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan."

"I laughed at a lot of the posts here on Reddit. They /r/jokes."

"Jesus. Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice. Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around."

"A man is following the Oregon Trail. He meets a man named Terry... ""Terry? What a stupid name!"" Terry killed him. He died from dissin' Terry."