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Joke of the Day

"Impractical Joke: Replace my girlfriends house cat's with mountain lions so she think's she is shrinking."

"There is little hope for the person who becomes addicted to cold turkey."

"What is a slut ? A woman with the morals of a man"

"My little girl will never have daddy issues. But her future boyfriends will."

"Why aren't Japanese optimistic? Because not every cloud has a silver lining"

"What do Marge Simpson's vagina and Argentina have in common? They both got destroyed by Maggie."

"Why I'm leaving Reddit. I have to go to the gas station to pick up some munchies."

"What to hear a joke? A girlfriend.. While the humor is dry, in this joke i fully understand that this is not something many of you will ever get."

"Whenever I hear a Mexican talking excitedly, I always imagine him explaining food, soccer or that someone is stuck in a barbed wire fence."

"So I used to hang out with a linguist... ...until I found out he was stealing money from me. Turns out he was a false friend."