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Joke of the Day

"Why do you never see a pregnant plane? They always go to the hanger."

"How many kids does Adrian Peterson have? More than you can shake a stick at"

"Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties? A pitcher filled with margaritas!"

"I bet the ""YMCA"" dance is harder to do in different languages."

"What do I need a girlfriend for? When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?"

"I'm drowning my self in coke right now. Not the drug. The drink. Nah jk it's the drug."

"Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son ""If we stand around here long enough one of them will throw some food at us."""

"Everyone keeps talking about tragedies but then does nothing about it. Just like this post."

"I am not sure NSFW should apply here, because I am not convinced any one on twitter actually fucking works."

"What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance? Jihad me at hello."